OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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