Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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