i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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