Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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