Define "chronic" masturbator.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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