It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
someone get that fucking seahorse.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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