so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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