You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize