the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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