its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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