Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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