Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
we should paint friendship bongs
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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