He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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