I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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