Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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