i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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