how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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