you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
