you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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