at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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