I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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