and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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