Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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