I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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