Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
why do cheetos always look like penises
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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