It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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