oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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