Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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