you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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