the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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