You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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