That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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