I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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