I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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