That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was so not down for the gang bang
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
The Olympian is in my bed
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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