champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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