walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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