cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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