PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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