i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
