she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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