i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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