Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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