Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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