How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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