Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Randomize
