I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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