I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
