i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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