I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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