Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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