It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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