this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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